Organization 13 Bloopers "The Dumb Murder"

“I can’t believe the stupid little blue puppet talked me into this!” Zexion thought angrily as he walked down a street. He had been sent on a mission not to take someone’s heart, but to kill them. And it didn’t help any that ‘Lil Chibi thought it something that could be done easily. Zexion had planned out how he would do this mission. He had a murder plan, and he was headed to the murder scene. He couldn’t really believe that he was ordered to do this. “What’s Xemnas thinking!? Sending me to do this…why couldn’t he just hire an assassin?!” Zexion muttered, and he pulled his cloak hood up to fight off the chill of the early winter wind. “This is so stupid!!” he said a little too loudly, causing the people around him to stare. He just ignored them, and continued to where he was going. When Zexion got to the house that would be the murder scene, he rang the doorbell. It was answered by a lady who was nearly two feet taller then him, and had a rather bad temper. She had long black hair, and rather bright green eyes, and pointed ears. “Zexion, what can I do for you?...” Neaon asked as she allowed Zexion to enter her house. She sounded like she rather wished he wasn’t there, and had her coat on. “Just about to go out?” Zexion asked as he pulled his hood back. “Why, yes I was…” Neaon answered. “Sorry to bother you, but I was in town, and thought I’d drop by…” Zexion lied. “Oh, well…can I get you anything? Water?” she asked as she was going into the kitchen. “Water’s fine..” Zexion answered, looking around the living room for something to beat, or stab Neaon to death with. She had a lot of heavy looking objects in the room. But the sharpest thing he could find was a letter opener. He tested to see how sharp it was, by poking his finger. It wasn’t very sharp at all, and didn’t even leave a mark. Zexion would prefer not to use his weapon, because when he would cast death spells at her, or when he would try to kill her by using Math, she would seem to close her ears, and not listen, or hear what he was saying at all. He had tried to do this many times when she was with the 13, only to find his efforts ineffective. And he didn’t want to beat her to death with it, because he thought her skull so thick, it might break is book in half, and then she might try to beat him to death with the couch, or something. Zexion shuddered at the thought as Neaon came into the living room with two glasses of water. “Something wrong Zexion?” she asked, causing him to jump slightly, and turn around quickly to find her there. “n-no…it’s nothing. Just felt a slight chill..” he lied again. Neaon gave him a look that said “I don’t believe you”, but went and said “okay..” as she handed him a glass. After a minute that sat next to each other to drink their water. Both didn’t really feel like standing at the moment. As Zexion drank his water, he was trying to figure out what to do. He finally figured it out, and finished his glass of water, then set the glass on the coffee table. And this, my dear readers, is what he came up with, with a half panicking mind. Zexion suddenly grabbed hold of Neaon’s throat with both hands, and started to choke her to death. Neaon half choked on water, and on his grasp. “wh-what…a-a-are you do-ing?!” she managed to stutter. “…..sorry…orders, traitor..” he answered, no emotion in his eyes at all. -Three ours later-Two police peoples found both the death bodies of Zexion, and Neaon on the floor in front of the couch. “I think…” started Policeman Axel, “that one of them started to strangle the other, and at the last minute of death, the other strangled the first person to death...and they both died at the same time..” he stated. “….what?..” asked Policeman Xigbar. “he means…” said a new voice behind them, and they turned to see a small three foot tall cat wearing a police uniform. “that he means they both strangled each other at the same time, and died at the same time…” she explained. “yeah, that’s what I meant!” Axel said, grinning at Xigbar. The three uniformed police looked down at the two dead. “it’s sad really…” ‘Lil Chibi said… “what’s sad, is how stupid this movie was!!” Zexion said standing up, and dusting himself off. “this must have been the most stupid thing you ever came up with Xigbar!” Neaon said, standing up, and dusting off her cloak. “oh come on! It was one of my best!” Xigbar said, defending himself. “I can’t believe you talked me into this Chib!” Zexion said, storming off the movie set. “oh come on! I told you it would be easy! What’s easier then death?” she said, following him. “I’ll tell you what…” Neaon started, following them. “saying no to something as stupid as this…”.Axel, and Xigbar followed them off as well. “do you think it was really stupid, Axel?” Xigbar asked, a little hurt. “no…” Axel answered, taking off the police cap, and throwing it over his shoulder. “really?!” Xigbar asked, getting excited. “yeah, he thinks it’s your best idiotic idea ever!” Roxas answered for Axel. Roxas had been watching the whole thing. “Roxas! You came!” Axel said, being the one to get excited this time, and giving his shorter friend a hug. “PPLLEEAASSEE?!?!” the three of them heard ‘Lil Chib yell. They looked over at her clinging to Zexion’s left leg, seeming to be begging for his forgiveness. “no…” he answered, refusing to look down at her pitiful expression. “pplleeaassee?!” she begged again. “I won’t do it again!! I promise!” she said, seemingly clinging tighter. Zexion gave it a moment’s thought before he sighed. “…..fine…”. “yay!” the little blue cat said, letting go of his leg. It seemed that she had been given an energy pill as Zexion was walking out of the room with her clinging to his arm, and saying “thank you” over and over. Neaon was shaking her head as she walked out after them. After a minute of laughing, Roxas, Axel, and Xigbar also abandoned the room. Notes:Inspired by the short story of “The Catbird Seat”, by James Thurber. It’s very funny if you get the irony, and what all happens in the story. Anyone who hasn’t read it before, should read it. I think Xigbar might have read this short story, and was inspired to make that short movie, as I was inspired to make this Blooper. I hoped you have enjoyed this Blooper, and don’t hate me for making it seem like I killed Neaon, and Zexion(but mostly Zexion) for most of this Blooper.