!!!KH2 BLOOPERS!!!

!!!KH2 BLOOPERS!!!________________________________________ ___________________________ CAST:(camera holder)CJ: a girl with a weird sense of humor AROS: A half heartless with a love of comedy SORA: a strong willed youthAros was bored, searching through recent films to watch "huh?" He pulled out a disk "whatcha got there?" Sora looked over his shoulder, Aros shrugged and Riku pulled the disk from Aros's fingers "lets find out!" He slipped the disk into the player just as Cj showed up.____________________________________/Land of Dragons deleted scenes/////training camps////Director CJ: Okay! Make a man out of you lyrics, revised!, start from the middle! ACTION!Sora: I’m never gonna catch my breathRiku: Say goodbye to those who knew me!Aros: *puts bow in Arrow* Why did I let them sighn me up for this Random: *arrow flies and a loud OWCH is herd*Aros: Oh god what did I hit nowYao: THERES AN ARROW IN MY BACKSIDE!Mushu: *looks at Aros* Boy you really need to work more on your aim…..Director CJ: *falls out of chair laughing* C-C-CUT!…../// about to sneak into the emperor’s castle///Mulan: *hands over cloth* Sora, Aros put these on….Sora: uh….no….make Riku wear this!Riku: I cant! *folds arms*Sora: Why not?!Riku: I don’t have girly hips….like you twoAros and Sora: I DO NOT HAVE GIRLY HIPS!///retake///Sora: *in kimono with hair tied up* I hate this….Aros: *same way* this isn’t fun for me either….Riku: *smirks, not in kimono* oh come-on….Be a manSora: *glare* Its hard to ‘be a man’ in Woman’s underwear!Aros: *sweat drop* ///mulan's house after battle///Sora: we better get going *waves trying to open door* Grr...its stuck...*puts feet on wall and pulls* grrr....*stops* well I give up...*leans on PAPER door and it tears, making Sora fall through* Whoa! *tumbles to floor, raising hand* I’m okay....Aros: *off stage* oh we have so much work to do...-------------------------------------------------/Halloween town, in the gift box/Director CJ: ACTION *looks to the side* Aros why aren’t you in there….Aros: that box wasn’t inspected…..Sora: Are you sure this is a good Idea?....Guys?...fan girls in box: SORA!Sora: Aw snap...-_-;Director CJ: cut....Aros: Dang....*eye twitch*...maybe I should help....Sora: NOT THE FACE!Aros: O-o;...Oh look my paycheck...*runs away*Sora: AROS YOUR A DEAD MAN!//retake//Sora:.....um jack?....Jack: yes,Sora?Sora: Did you forget to put AIR HOLES in the box?!Jack: mayyyyybieeee.....Sora: GET US OUT OF HERE!Aros: O_O;...oh....snap...*puts down camera tearing off paper* Director CJ: once again…why isn’t Aros in the box?….//retake//Sora: I am not so sure about this...Aros: THE BOX IS TILTING! *box is knocked over and Aros and Sora fall ontop each other*Sora: GRR...WHAT PART OF THIS SIDE UP DO THEY NOT UNDERSTAND!__________________/////Hogwarts////Aros: *waves wand* and I use this h- *bright red spark shoots out of wand and hits director* never mind…..Director CJ: *is a cat* Cut…..///potions, Aros, Harry, Ron////Aros: *reading book* okay…add powdered snakerootRon: and that is? *all vials look alike*Harry: I’ll put it in….Ron: *didn’t hear him puts in wrong vile*Harry: *puts in right vile*Aros: okay…last thing is the diced black root *adds it*Snape: *walks behind them looking at cauldron* I don’t think you did that to perfection, Hikairi (Aros’s fake last Name)Aros: then you might be-*cauldron explodes*Snape: *hair sticking straight up. Face black with soot*Aros: *grumble* right……Snape: *strangely calm* fifty points from Gryffindor….twenty five for each eyebrow you burned off my face…..Director CJ: CUT!Aros, Harry And Ron: *all fall over laughing*///wand lessons///Hermione :Aros, its Swish and flick….Aros: *tries, but wand flies from hand and breaks camera lens* ops…Hermione: Swish and flick….not swish and break something….//retake///Aros: *tries and wand flies hitting Snape in the head* Snape: *calm* Madam promfrey!Director CJ: CUT!….medic….///retake///Aros: *swish and flick, wand staying in his hand* YES! *points up and spark cuts a light from the ceiling*Malfoy: *light hits him on the head* stars….*faints*Harry and Ron: *clapping and cheering*Medic: *take Malfoy away on a stretcher* ////battle versus blind basilisk heartless///Aros: *serious stance, glaring, wand ready*Harry: *glaring, wand lit**Long silence*Lockhart: *dazed* Use the Force Luke!Aros: *cracks up* I’m sorry…I cant do it! *laughing*Director CJ: *chuckle* cut!---------------------------------/////Port royal////Captain Jack: *drunk* *staring at Sora* my you’re a very pretty girl…ZoraAros: *takes bottle from jack and hits him over the head with it* Go back to sleep….Captain Jack: nightey night! *falls sideways*Director CJ: CUT!….who let Jack near the real rum?….Axel: *hides bottle* ///on ship////Sora: *on the very tip of the boat* I’M KING OF THE WORLD!Riku: *standing behind him* *gentle tap*Sora: *falls overboard*Riku: More like court jester….*walks away* *passes Jack* you saw nothingCaptain Jack: …..I wont say a thing….. Sora: *crawls on ship, soaking wet* Captain Jack: I saw nothing….Sora: *holds up bottle of Rum*Captain Jack: *takes bottle and a large drink* It was Aros….hicSora: *storms off. Soon a loud splash was herd*Aros: *dripping wet* what did I do?!....Riku: *chuckle*--------------------------------------------------///pride lands////Sora: *looks at large gap* I think I can I think I can *running* I know I can I know I can! *Jumps and falls in pit*Aros: He thought he could….he thought he could….-------------------------------------------------////Atlantica/////Sora and Ariel: Let it fly the music inside and Dance dance Dan- *Both arms hit Aros in the face*Aros: OW!Sora: Sorry……///retake////Sora: *under the sea* Darling it’s better down where its better take it from m-*hits Aros in chest* Sorry….Aros: *glare* Do you HAVE TO DANCE!?Director CJ: you have to too….Aros: no way….its embarrassing!Director CJ: Ill double your payAros: *twirls* you got my attentionSora: *snicker*Aros: double paycheck, double paycheck….*trying to be calm*////retake///Aros and Sora: Swim this way we’ll dance and we’ll play, and come-on everybody take a chance and- ACK!* twirl, bumping into each other* Aros: this gets old….REALLY fast…..///retake////Shark: *swims up behind Sora*Aros: *staring* uh Sora? Sora: what?Aros: do you know there’s a shark behind you?Sora: no…but if you hum a few bars, maybe I willAros: *grabs Sora’s wrist, inching away and humming the theme to Jaws*--------------------------------------------///timeless river////Riku: *nervous* I really hate this place….Sora: *walking, making weird sounds* why?….the sound effects? The soundless talking people?Riku: *hears whistling and looks up* No….*runs away under bush* …….okay *walks out* I hate the- *is hit with anvil* falling anvil of doom///retake///Sora: TAKE THIS PETE! *cuts rope…nothing happens*Riku: nothing happened…..*hears whistling and looks up* um Pete do you have any paper?….Pete: *hands paper and pencil*Riku: *writes something and holds up a sign that says ‘OI….’* *Piano falls on him*Aros: *wince* that HAD to hurt…..Riku: *hand sticks up through broken piano pieces holding sign that says ’YA THINK?!’*Director CJ: Good thing it’s a cartoon…..Riku: *pulls out of rubble, unharmed* *cartoon stars float around head*-----------------------------------///back at home///Cj giggled pulling the tape back out “Oh that was a good tape…I think Ill keep this one….” Aros Sighed “good times….” Riku glared “Bite. Your. Tongue!” Sora smiled “aw come on….it wasn’t that bad….” Aros grabbed the tape “this Ill keep” he smirked “oh and Sora….you really do have girly hips….now that I look at it….” Sora fumed “SO DO YOU!” Aros smirked “oh that’s soooooo mature” he sits down, Riku smirks “well you do” Both Aros and Sora glare, then pick up the same pillow and whack Riku’s face with it.