Anime Bloopers 3

Scene: G Gundam Episode 12 "His Name is Tohofuhai! Master Asia Appears!" Domon just realizes that it was Master Asia that saved him and they prepare for their stances. Director: "Take 1, Action!" Asia: "Domon!" Domon: "Janitor!" (1) Asia: *Slaps forehead* Director: "Cut!" Asia: "Darn it Domon! Don't go giving away my day job on set!" Domon: "Whoops, sorry, it won't happen again." Director: "Places everyone. Take 2, and....Action!" Asia: "Domon!" Domon: "Master Asia!" *Both men lunge at each other with a punch and their fists connect.* Asia: "The School of the Undefeated of the East!" Domon: "The Smells of Burger King!" Asia: "Lettuce!" Domon: "Cheese!" Asia: "Pickles!" Domon: "Onions!" Asia: "Special SAUCE!!!!!" Domon: "On a sesame seed BUN!!!!!!!!! Director: "Cut cut cut! It's all wrong! First off it's "the Winds of the King" that's your first Line Domon. And the whole chant was wrong. Domon: "I know, but I was hungry." Asia: "Yeah, so we thought we'd recite the jingle." (2) Director: "You idiots, for one thing that's the friggan McDonald's commercial not BK, and another thing you guys went to Mcky D's (McDonald's) about an hour ago!" Domon: "Well, I TRIED to order, but SOMEONE borrowed my last five bucks for a friggan Big N Tasty extra value meal!" (3) Rain: "I was hungry!" Domon: "But you didn't have to go and get it Super Sized!" Rain: "But if you get it Super Sized you have a chance of being eligible to be able to be eligible of having another chance to be eligible to maybe almost getting a chance to be eligible to win a free medium drink!" Asia: "Only idiots go for those stickers on the cups! They're all a scam!" Rain: "I seem to remember Someone *cough* ASIA *cough* looking through the trash for prize sticker cups and fries." Asia: "I er um...you see...that is to say...um." Director: "Shut up! Just get back in your places and prepare for take 3. Action!" Asia: "Domon!" Domon: "Master Asia!" Asia: "The school of the Undefeated of the East!" Domon: "The Winds of the King!" Asia: "Zenshen!" Domon: "Karetzoo!" Asia: "Tempa!" Domon: "Kiyoran!" Both: "Look! The East is Burning Red!" Director: "Annnnnd, cu--" Domon: "SEKIHA!!!!!!!!" Asia: "No Domon!!! That's not till ep 3--" Domon: "TENKYOKEN!!!!!!!!!" *Domon fires off the Ultimate Attack, Asia quickly pours some Mr. Clean onto the floor, jumps on his mop bucket and slides away on it, just quick enough to avoid the attack. Domon knocks down a wall to Argo's Dressing room where Argo is trying on Marie Louis's dresses.* Argo: "Now this one will match my eyes--DOMON!" (4) Nastasha: *Eye twitch* (As Ricky Ricardo) "Argo! You got some 'splaining to do!" Argo: *Runs off* (As Lucile Ball) "WAAAAAAAAAAH!" (5) Nastasha: *Chasing after him playing Bongos* "Babbaloo!!!!!!!!" Director: -_-; "Anybody else weirded out by that as much as me?" All: *Raises hand* Director: "Thought so..." -------- Here are the explanations: (1) Running gag in G Gundam fics on fanfiction.net today, not sure who started it, but we all seem to agree that Master Asia as a janitor is pretty darn funny. (2) You may have to ask your parents about this if you don't remember, but there was an old commercial where people tried to say what was on the burger all fast and crap. It was lame, but the thought suddenly came to me so I decided to use it. I just hope SOMEONE remembers it so I won't feel all old and stuff. (3) This is a running joke in my fics, just read "Noble My Butt!" for details. (4) Well this was an idea taken from my "When Women Shop TOO Much" (read it or die!). Just thought it would be funny to make Argo feminine, like his real character is nothing like the one he plays ya know? (5) Classic scene from a hit 70's show called "I Love Lucy" I believe it comes on every night on Nick @ Nite. And no I wasn't born in the 70's I see it on N@N ok?